1. when i don’t change my clothes for a day or smth i start to smell like poppers, which smells good to me because i like poppers, but im p sure most of the people smelling me are not going to make that association

     
  2. 04:30

    Notes: 30

    Reblogged from mallow-wolf

    Tags: rick and mortydoofus rick

    wonksafterdark:

    Doofus Rick ends up with the Morties that no other Rick will take. The Morties that are damaged or weaker or just undesirable for one reason or another. They don’t always stay with him for very long but he cherishes each and every one of them during their brief time together. He makes them pancakes and helps them with homework and listens to their troubles. He helps them get over their traumatic experiences and tried to rebuild their self esteem.

     
  3. Anonymous asked: It doesn't matter if non-consensual sex is fictional or not, you find the violation of another person amusing and kinky and that's gross. Give me a valid reason WHY fictional #rape is okay? Why do you think it being fictional doesn't internally support rape? You are apart of rape culture, okay? Just because its not real doesn't mean it does not imply sexual violation and harm to someone else. You're not, by any means, supposed to find that hot.

    brushyoursweettooth:

    Actually, it DOES matter if it’s fictional, especially when it’s fictional and only presented to the people who want to read it and not being thrown in everyone’s faces like other media.

    Fictional characters cannot feel things, they dont have feelings or emotions and cant be actually hurt, fictional scenarios in fanfics are not actually happening and the writer has total control over what happens.

    A lot of people get off to, or have fantasies about someone (or, their favorite character) forcing themselves on them and it’s a VERY, VERY common fantasy. LOTS of people have it. Where do you think BDSM and the concept of “safe words” comes from? It’s so people can SAFELY PRETEND to be being hurt for pleasure, while not ACTUALLY being hurt or hurting anyone, and being in total control.

    That’s fine if you believe it’s part of #rape culture, but I do not. Me enjoying the idea of characters in those situations is PURELY FICTIONAL and i would NEVER condone that sort of thing in real life. I’m not making light of rape either, like what rape jokes do. I’m not making fun of it or trivializing it, I’m just privately enjoying a kink I have.

    Also, people who have been raped often use noncon fic as a means to COPE. So would you say they condone it too? Fic and fantasy is entirely within the control of the person fantasizing. I wish I knew how to explain all this better but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it as long as all parties are ok with it. Some people get off to FICTIONAL gore, some people get off to FICTIONAL assault/rape situations. Do they want to ACTUALLY have those things happen to them or someone else without consent?? No.

    Personally, I also hate that a lot of “sexy” scenes in the media are about girls/etc being basically raped/assaulted and it’s awful and I think people who have the fetish for that should try to not let it leak into the mainstream. But me enjoying my personal preferences for fanfic, not trivializing it, not parading it around? I do not think ACTUAL PEOPLE GETTING VIOLATED is kinky or hot. When I see that kind of stuff in media i get super duper uncomfortable and cant watch because it bothers me a lot. I do not think people ACTUALLY GETTING RAPED it hot. Not at all. I think FICTIONAL FANTASY SITUATIONS WHERE NO ONE IS HURT ARE HOT, and I think that’s fine and I don’t feel bad about.

    Sorry I guess for getting off to characters forcing themselves on me/on each other idk what else to say ): I feel like others might have a better answer for this than I do. Rape culture is awful and needs to be stopped but I also don’t think we should stop people from having those fetishes. It’s very tricky. People who have the fetish and can’t distinguish fantasy from reality are terrible and most likely not at all like the kind of harmless people you find reading noncon lego fic.

    #rape mention #abuse mention #trigger trigger lots of em

     
  4. 03:06

    Notes: 76

    Reblogged from nhaingen

    Tags: south park

    image: Download

     
  5. (Source: neilnevins)

     
  6. image: Download

    here’s the SSS fic this is from!!
     
  7. 00:24

    Notes: 9

    Reblogged from ladilol

    Tags: rick and mortynsfwunderagerickmorty

    ladilol:

    image

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    Warnings:

    Blowjob
    Underage

    Read More

    Why I Love Cum

     
  8. every post in the rickbeth tag is still me what hte fuck

     
  9. macromediaflash asked: rick just straight up doin beth missionary with a lot of skin contact and eye contact (it's their first time >_____>;;;;;) maybe touching her face?? ahhh

    local-shop:

    G…GOSH… HHFFF (sweats)

     
  10. alphadad asked: Talk mortuary to me *sax solo*

    alphadad:

    memlo:

    rudigerblues:

    memlo:

    sHIT….WHAT IF THE MORTY VERSION OF THE CITADEL (IT STARTS EXISTING AFTER THEY REVOLT???) IS CALLED THE MORTUARY…….

    but what i was originally gonna say is i got a theory that evil morty’s eyepatch is from an attempt at a self lobotomy, because he was too in love with a rick that would never love him back. it doesn’t work, he still loves him so he kills him, regrets it, makes a robot one, etc etc.

    the morties who know about c137 rick while they still think he’s a murderer get some hybristophilic feelings about him because they can tell hes ~not like the other ricks~ (richard sanchez…. richard ramirez…. coincidence??)

    after they find out hes not they just have wholesome celeb crushes on him, but evil morty doesnt buy that shit cause he got burned

    All of this ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ

    Whaaaaat if Evil Morty tries to kill c137 Morty so that he could just slip into a life where the Rickest Rick actually cares about himmmm D:

    Feels.

    i forgot if youve seen my au stuff but yess maybe i can work this in there somehow. maybe rick comes in during the attempted murder and hes like hEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE CAN WORK THIS OUT and he ends up with 2 morties

    IMAGINE MORTY BUILDING AND SCRAPPING RICKBOTS BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT PERFECT ENOUGH AND HE JUST DOES MORE AND MORE RESEARCH ON ALL KNOWN RICKS AND STUMBLES ACROSS C-137 RICK AND DEEMS HIM THE RICKEST RICK. (THAT OTHER RICK WAS A TOTAL FREAK YO.) AND THUS BEGINS OBSESSING OVER HIM AND THE MORTY DOME WAS A PLOY TO GET CLOSE TO HIM AND STEAL HIS MIND GOODIES. WHEN IT BACKFIRES HE REMOVES HIS EYEPATCH AND TAKES THE PLACE OF ONE OF THE DEAD MORTIES (I THINK A FEW OF THEM DIED SEEING AS THEY KEPT EXTRAS AROUND IN THAT ROOM) AND BEGINS PLOTTING AGAIN. WHAT IF HE STARTED THE CULT OF MORTY FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF GETTING THE OTHER MORTIES MORE INTERESTED IN THE ONE TRUE MORTY SEARCH RATHER THAN THE RICKEST RICK SEARCH. IMAGINE EVIL MORTY KILLING HIS ALTERNATE SELVES FOR FUN. IMAGINE EVIL MORTY FUCKING ROBOT RICKS. IMAGINE EVIL MORTY MAKING MORE AND MORE UPGRADES TO HIS BODY. IMAGINE EVIL MORTY IN GENERAL. GOD DAMN I LOVE EVIL MORTY. 

    #FUCKING SHIT ON MY ASS CORPSE  #ALL I CARE ABOUT ARE EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED TEENAGE BOYS  #RICK AND MORTY  #CRACKPOT THEORIES  

    BOLDED THE PART I REALLY REALLY LIKED

    IT’S.. ACTUALLY REALLY SAD FOR ME TO IMAGINE EVIL MORTY FUCKING ROBOT RICKS

    I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY JFC

    DONT GET ME WRONG THOUGH I ALSO HAVE A PERVERSE ATTRACTION TO THINGS THAT MAKE ME SAD, GROSS ME OUT, ETC, INCLUDING THIS, BLESS YOUR SOUL

     
  11. 22:23

    Notes: 155

    Reblogged from femwolflynn

    Tags: south park

    image: Download

    rollerdrawsshittystuff:

oh wow look its stan/

    rollerdrawsshittystuff:

    oh wow look its stan/

     
  12. 22:10

    Notes: 2

    Reblogged from jackbigdick420

    jackbigdick420:

    perpetually feels inferior to tumblr user femwolflynn

     
  13. alphadad asked: Talk mortuary to me *sax solo*

    rudigerblues:

    memlo:

    sHIT….WHAT IF THE MORTY VERSION OF THE CITADEL (IT STARTS EXISTING AFTER THEY REVOLT???) IS CALLED THE MORTUARY…….

    but what i was originally gonna say is i got a theory that evil morty’s eyepatch is from an attempt at a self lobotomy, because he was too in love with a rick that would never love him back. it doesn’t work, he still loves him so he kills him, regrets it, makes a robot one, etc etc.

    the morties who know about c137 rick while they still think he’s a murderer get some hybristophilic feelings about him because they can tell hes ~not like the other ricks~ (richard sanchez…. richard ramirez…. coincidence??)

    after they find out hes not they just have wholesome celeb crushes on him, but evil morty doesnt buy that shit cause he got burned

    All of this ヾ(@゜∇゜@)ノ

    Whaaaaat if Evil Morty tries to kill c137 Morty so that he could just slip into a life where the Rickest Rick actually cares about himmmm D:

    Feels.

    i forgot if youve seen my au stuff but yess maybe i can work this in there somehow. maybe rick comes in during the attempted murder and hes like hEY HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE CAN WORK THIS OUT and he ends up with 2 morties

     
  14. alphadad asked: Talk mortuary to me *sax solo*

    sHIT….WHAT IF THE MORTY VERSION OF THE CITADEL (IT STARTS EXISTING AFTER THEY REVOLT???) IS CALLED THE MORTUARY…….

    but what i was originally gonna say is i got a theory that evil morty’s eyepatch is from an attempt at a self lobotomy, because he was too in love with a rick that would never love him back. it doesn’t work, he still loves him so he kills him, regrets it, makes a robot one, etc etc.

    the morties who know about c137 rick while they still think he’s a murderer get some hybristophilic feelings about him because they can tell hes ~not like the other ricks~ (richard sanchez…. richard ramirez…. coincidence??)

    after they find out hes not they just have wholesome celeb crushes on him, but evil morty doesnt buy that shit cause he got burned

     
  15. 20:50

    Notes: 39

    Reblogged from punchmorty

    Tags: rick and mortythis is very important

    image: Download

    rickandmortyconfessions:

I see a lot of confessions saying they dont value Rick and Mortys relationship that much anyone after episode 10, but you gotta remember Rick actually cares for Morty, hes the only Rick who has ever cared for a Morty, thats why hes the Rickest Rick.

    rickandmortyconfessions:

    I see a lot of confessions saying they dont value Rick and Mortys relationship that much anyone after episode 10, but you gotta remember Rick actually cares for Morty, hes the only Rick who has ever cared for a Morty, thats why hes the Rickest Rick.